Stevenhttps://write.tchncs.de/@/boob@autizmo.xyz/atom.xml2020-08-21T12:21:44.008686+00:00<![CDATA[Women are Fake]]>https://autizmo.xyz/~/ScienceIsFake/women-are-fake/2020-08-21T12:21:44.008686+00:00Stevenhttps://autizmo.xyz/@/boob/2020-08-21T12:21:44.008686+00:00<![CDATA[<p>The shapely menace, weighing down the more competent half of the species for literally trillions of years with their incessant complaining. If I'm being generous, I'll call women a half-truth. They make half as much as men, can only lift half their body weight on a good day. But really, that's dishonest, because their primary attribute negates every little ounce of competence they have; Laziness.</p>
<p>Have you ever seen a woman accomplish anything on her own? No, of course not, because women are a lot like cats. Spiteful, unloving, fat as fuck, and ugly when bald. They're domesticated pets by any other name, because evolving strong traits like every other species is too hard.</p>
<p><img src="https://autizmo.xyz/static/media/0A93C5D0-4291-3E81-506E-1D45BD67362C.jpg" alt="No Judgement"></p>
<p>Women are obsessed with sex. They pretend that female sexuality a cross unlike anything a man has had to carry. But then, why do they put out the moment you compliment their shoes? So rare is it that any woman will refuse sex for any reason, that on the first in a billion tries they work up the nerve, they brag about it for the rest of their lives. But, then, suddenly, when we slip them a quaalude or strip on a bus while confessing our love to them, or when we lure them behind a dumpster then knock them out with my middle school baseball trophy and ...[REDACTED]... <strong>suddenly</strong> it's a problem! They just can't make up their minds!</p>
<p>God forbid you meet a lesbian, every one of whom's entire identity boils "I'm not a whore, right Daddy? Do you love me now?" No, we don't. It's pitiable, and this insecurity is the key to the female worldview.</p>
<p><img src="https://autizmo.xyz/static/media/4B4B2A8B-BCDA-5D07-C6BC-EA0D845C9D70.jpg" alt="lol it thinks it's a person"></p>
<p>Sex is how the female is able to convince men that anything they think or say should matter. Their life experience peaks at 15, and they have no significant leaps in maturity again until they hit the wall at 40, realize their entire life was wasted on unionizing against men for having to brush their teeth, and kill themselves. So, they use their bodies to create addiction in young men too inexperienced themselves to know any better, and lock them in for as long as they can tolerate one another., So that all they have to do is nag and nag and nag and nag and nag, and eventually, things just happen, like magic!</p>
<p>Ever wonder why women fall for healing crystals and herbal medicine pyramid schemes? Why they unironically believe their fortune cookies or pay regular visits to psychic shops? That's <em>actually</em> how the world works for them! They occupy an entirely different reality.</p>
<p><img src="https://autizmo.xyz/static/media/DE474E28-A0D5-166B-B6A3-330884C4AB27.jpg" alt="What a Man Looks Like to a Woman"></p>
<p>Selfishness is the name of the game. Women only care about things that benefit them. They don’t care about anyone else unless it’s to somehow lift themselves up. Women will express interest insofar as they get to moan about the ways patriarchy causes all their problems. Or if they think it’ll get them laid. But they are incapable of selflessly caring about anyone else.</p>
<p>In the old world, women were able to live parasitically off men for their entire lives because we needed their butts for children. As long as they kept the nest together, we'd generously lend them our value so that both they and the offspring could live healthy, happy lives. But, with the breakdown of the family unit in the post-industry, post Feminist world, they have betrayed this contract and forced the transfer of value by the force of state guns without contributing anything themselves. This has led to men, not settling down, not having children, and seeking out alternatives, with <em>huge</em> strides in the past decade.</p>
<p>In 2011, a new kind of human came to light, perhaps they were created by the shifting of the electrical tides after the Y2K incident, or perhaps a the time-space continuum fluctuates at around that same time. Or, maybe, it's simply an answered prayer. They call themselves "transgender."</p>
<p>It sounds like a fancy word, but what it really boils down to is, a woman, but she doesn't leach on your value, just your attention, and is far more willing and capable of providing a fulfilling sex life. But, our Lord and Saviour, King of Practical Jokes, stole from these divine creatures the ability to reproduce, so, alas, it's a dead end... or is it?</p>
<p><img src="https://autizmo.xyz/static/media/1399B083-A05E-44F4-218B-CBAAE7C9F595.jpg" alt="Woman But Better"></p>
<p>In 2015, VR got kinda good enough that you could make porn on it, so they did! Marking the official point where women cannot deliver a good enough experience in bed to reliably create addiction. A small first step, but paired with other alternate stimuli, in the future, it may be our salvation.</p>
<p>In 2016, Donald Trump became President of the United States of America. He promised us tax reform, a revitalization of our national identity, and a new standard of National Security unlike any the world had seen before. But, behind the scenes, his cabinet had other, more pressing priorities. Scientists were given funding beyond their wildest dreams, for the Republicans knew that to repair America, you first have to repair the family. Not to be outdone, China began looking into competitive solutions as well.</p>
<p>In 2018, the United States was able to successfully clone the first male primate on record. "JoJo" as he is affectionately called, has been living a healthy life for the past 2 years, and it looks as though he doesn't suffer from any abnormalities. Were this process reliably duplicated, we could free ourselves from the female parasite without the reproductive constraint.</p>
<p><img src="https://autizmo.xyz/static/media/848F2478-BF5D-C963-3727-39BD65ADF32B.jpg" alt="Jerry the Clone"></p>
<p>In 2019, the first reported instance of a cat/girl hybrid fetus was reported. This chimera is planned to have the intellect, behavior, and agility of a cat, while maintaining the appearance and sex drive of the ideal young woman. "The goal is to not only keep them as pets, but ideally, for the catgirl to have a working reproductive system." said one of the Doctors at Beijing University. Sadly, the first sample did not reach maturity, but Chinese scientists are optimistic, some claim that you may find them in your pet store as soon as 2030! If these were to be adopted as mainstream pets it would change the entire ecosystem.</p>
<p><img src="https://autizmo.xyz/static/media/CC19F9CC-7101-3320-0E73-212DF86CF7F6.jpg" alt="Catgirl"></p>
<p>I suppose the conclusion of this article is... No, women are not fake... but, they will be, sooner than you think. Give it time, reader, the world will be ours again. All we have to do is keep our Jack Daniels handy, lay back, watch ESPN every Saturday, and the future will take care of itself.</p>
<p>VIVA LA REVOLUCION! VIVA LA VERGE! VIVA LA GAMERGATE 3.0! VIVA LA VIRILITE!!!</p>
]]><![CDATA[Science is Fake]]>https://autizmo.xyz/~/ScienceIsFake/science-is-fake/2020-08-14T19:18:40.809515+00:00Stevenhttps://autizmo.xyz/@/boob/2020-08-14T19:18:40.809515+00:00<![CDATA[<p>Science is the observation, identification, description, experimental investigation, and theoretical explanation of phenomena, by way of the scientific method; Question, Research, Hypothesis, Experiment, Analysis, Conclusion. We're taught in school that this is an infallible, auto-correcting system, that combined with the reliability of peer review, it will always lend itself to truth.</p>
<p>This is <strong>not</strong> an accident.</p>
<p><img src="https://autizmo.xyz/static/media/D43478E9-6E73-D40B-3018-537AFB6B2C62.jpg" alt="Marx"></p>
<p>So, I walked through the entire process with an associate that prefers to remain anonymous, let's call him Dr. Reale. The Doctor explained to me that there, is, in fact, a prerequisite to the method than any of the official steps; funding. According to the National Science Foundation, over 70% of scientific research in the US is funded by corporations and special interests groups.</p>
<p>"So, what's the problem with that?" you may ask yourself. "We live in a capitalist world, you have to accumulate value or you end up camping in a Fiat in a locale you're unfamiliar with just for the chance to hang with a beautiful woman."</p>
<p>Yes, Reader, you're exactly right, everyone needs to accumulate value. That's how we succeed. So how is it, then, that we are expected to take any of it as a neutral, objective source for truth? The conflict is clear as day, all you have to do is gin up a study to placate your financial backers, and that keeps you afloat well enough to pursue your pet projects (which is, in itself, a conflict of interest, stay tuned for <em>Stories are Fake!</em>) We see the results of this when we use scientific research to make arguments, it's a rare circumstance that there isn't a counter-study for anything you could hope to cite.</p>
<p><img src="https://autizmo.xyz/static/media/5CF8245D-CC04-EECD-A110-836583198CF0.jpg" alt="Nice Doctor"></p>
<p>Dr. Reale went on to explain that this was only the beginning of the problem. Academia is a religious community in all but name, hardly more legitimate than Scientology. "If you submit a paper with biased conclusion in either direction, take climate science, for example, you will be able to find publishing, because that's the default pipeline (...) But present evidence goes against the Holy Scientific Catechism, IQ and its racial correlation being the oft-cited case (...) you are liable to be excommunicated from the entire industry. You will never have a job or be cited in future research again." He went on further to say "...Peer review in itself is (...) questionable. There've been many famous cases where pseudo science has made its way into journals without being thought. I think it's time we took a serious look into the faith we put into this community."</p>
<p>We see this phenomenon so frequently and so publicly these days that no one will question the veracity of this account, I assume. It doesn't take much to understand without much that not everything is as it seems.</p>
<p>"But corruption can be found in industry, and we don't call everything else fake?"</p>
<p>You're drinking too much fluoride, friend. Let's forget the bulk of corruption, then, and dissect the very basic steps of this process, keeping in mind that peer review is easily circumvented <strong>at best.</strong></p>
<p><img src="https://autizmo.xyz/static/media/6ED5025E-873E-75D8-3E45-7C37ADD72AA9.jpg" alt="Flouride"></p>
<p>1: Question. Already, we have a problem. Questions are fucking retarded. You know who asks questions? Toddlers. "Mom why can't I buy that toy?" "Why can't I throw baseballs at Mr. Goldbear's window?" "Why can't Daddy live with us anymore?" Waaah waaah waaah. If the first step of reaching your objective truth requires behaving like an actual infant, you should kill yourself.</p>
<p>2: Research: A.K.A. cherry picking to convince yourself something necessitates further inquiry. Got it.</p>
<p>3: Hypothesis: The only think you actually need to convince anyone of anything, your conclusion will usually reflect your hypothesis regardless of the data, find me 10 papers that don't if you believe otherwise.</p>
<p>4: Experiment: It works for math and chemicals, but is strongly biased in favour of the prescripted hypothesis in social sciences.</p>
<p>5: Analysis: Explaining to everyone how big your penis is for having the right hypothesis. Wow, you sure showed us. Prick.</p>
<p>6: Conclusion: (Proverbially?) cuming on your face while you're sleeping by saying the hypothesis again. I didn't realize we mythologized rapists here but I guess anything goes in the current year. A famous example is the Milgram Experiments. Often touted as proof of the psychology behind the Nuremberg Defense, neglected from the widest interpretation is the fact that the participants are already aware that it was an abstraction, a fact that renders the purpose of the experiment void.</p>
<p>If you've ever conducted any social experiments in High School or College, you already know that practically every social experiment is exactly this, the only difference is that in school you're forging results to get a good grade. In real science, you have to do it to put food on the table. Every step of the process is subject to a vast array of human error, and there is absolutely no incentive in place to get anything right.</p>
<p>I can hear you now saying "Wow, Steven, you've so eloquently and correctly explained why believing a field that's designed specifically to influence behaviour en masse is nonsense. May I recieve your seed?"</p>
<p><img src="https://autizmo.xyz/static/media/0905E494-EFB3-B84C-5F75-9C491A4AFF87.jpg" alt="Brainfuck"></p>
<p>No, you may not, because this is only the tip of the iceberg, faggot! To rub it in now would be the text equivalent of premature ejaculate. This is but the first installation of my arduous dissection of everything. By the end of this series of articles, you will have comprehensive knowledge of everything everyone has been bullshitting you about for your entire life.</p>
<p>You're welcome for the brief education, and thanks for reading.</p>
]]><![CDATA[The Fakeness of Science: A Deep Dive into Why this Shit is Whack, Yo!]]>https://autizmo.xyz/~/ScienceIsFake/the-fakeness-of-science-a-deep-dive-into-why-this-shit-is-whack-yo/2020-08-14T14:47:35.664726+00:00Stevenhttps://autizmo.xyz/@/boob/2020-08-14T14:47:35.664726+00:00<![CDATA[<p>For many a century, man has sought to reverse engineer truth; To learn the mechanics of the universe that we might harness them to create the Philosopher's Stone. "We will turn lead into <strong>gold!</strong>" they said. No word on whether we can turn gold into Bitcoin. "We will build wings that man might touch the stars!" Hey doofus, stars are like, a thousand miles away. You'd get lost. And what if you have to take a shit? Are we going to have to wear a colostomy bag? Idiot. "We're going to make your cock grow 6 inches with a single pill!" they say. If anything, it shrunk.</p>
<p>All of these things and more are science, but they never work, why is that? The answer is clear, and one you'll never learn in school. It's all fake. Lol seriously, you expect me to believe quadratic equations are the reason I can write this to a Internet right now? Fuck off Jew.</p>
<p><img src="https://autizmo.xyz/static/media/3C9F7466-14DE-59B9-1B5A-54FBEF2262E1.jpg" alt="A Photo of Me, Fixing Your Brain"></p>
<p>I've been putting my brain hard at work for years. In my pursuit of truth, I lost my job, my car, my wife, and more Twitter accounts than I can count, all online records purged. This series of articles will be dedicated to documenting the reality of the world as I see it, and hopefully, to enlighten you all in the process.</p>
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